Find a Solway
Unlike Subway, our locations actually smell like food
Solway Downtown
123 Fresh Street, Not Subway City
Open 24/7 (unlike Subway's random hours)
(555) NOT-SUBWAY
Special Feature: Employees who actually wash their hands!
Solway Mall
456 Quality Avenue, Better Food Plaza
10 AM - 10 PM (consistent hours, imagine that!)
(555) REAL-FOOD
Special Feature: Bread that doesn't smell like chemicals!
Solway University
789 Student Lane, Campus Commons
6 AM - 2 AM (for those late night study sessions)
(555) STUDY-FUEL
Special Feature: Meat that's actually identifiable!
Why Choose Solway Locations?
Typical Subway Experience
- • Walk in, immediately hit by chemical bread smell
- • Employee looks dead inside
- • Vegetables look like they've seen better decades
- • "Oven" is just a glorified toaster
- • Pay $15 for disappointment
- • Leave questioning your life choices
Solway Experience
- • Walk in, smell actual fresh bread
- • Employee greets you with genuine enthusiasm
- • Vegetables that are actually crisp
- • Real ovens that actually bake
- • Pay fair prices for quality food
- • Leave satisfied and planning your next visit
Coming Soon: More Locations!
We're expanding faster than Subway's list of food safety violations. Soon you'll have a Solway in every neighborhood where there used to be a disappointing Subway.